Smegulanus

Smegualnus, the word to descirbe someone who is neither quite a dick head or twat but somewhere in between.

Patrick Guihot's mum is the biggest smegulanus because he likes filthy wafty minges and has a nipple fetish.

by Sir Denchalot October 27, 2014

SomeGuyOnline

SomeGuyOnline from sketchersunited.org and discord.com;;
Also known as "funny man" is an unstable entity, known for saying the term "real" and throttling blue jays. It is recorded that he has a penis of atleast the size of jupiter, and anyone unfortunate enough have sex with him are impaled and taken outside the fucking galaxy. Despite that, at the mere mention of his name all individuals in a conversation can't stop saying "funny man"

katamar: SOMEGUYONLINE IS GAY!!!
y/n: TRUE!!! LOL!!!

by k4t4m4r1 August 10, 2021

shmelon

Slang term for a female breast, usually of considerable size.

"WHOA, check out the shmelons on that chick. They're nice"

by shdick February 10, 2010

Shmebulock

Shmebulock is a really retarded person. He looks like a Shmebulock.

Here comes Shmebulock

by Dulcesoto November 3, 2019

Shmegling

To be overcome or filled with something

“Bro, Timmy thinks that 9+1 is 11. I swear he’s shmegling with shit”

“I don’t think we should go eat right at noon, all the restaurants are probably shmegling with people”

by tacosRgud4thaSoul August 8, 2019

SomeGuyOnline

A funny guy with an abnormally large cock, so big it can wrap around the earth and crush it killing everyone. Is also very funny an handsome, and funny did I mention that?

"Hey you hear about SomeGuyOnline on sketchersunited.org?"

"That guy who left because some beaner and a child abductor was banned? What about him"

"funny man"

"funny man"

by badadum August 4, 2021

Shmebulocked

When you are so faded that you are one with the weed.

Holy shit I am absolutely Shmebulocked! Last night me and my homies got Shmebulocked.

by Shmebulick the third January 9, 2023