shmegma

a cottage cheese like substance inside the inner flap of a dirty vagina

nigga, i was fuckin this bad bitch and this shmega shit came all over my dick

by mike v April 24, 2003

shmegma

Any sort of unknown jelly like substance.

my new shoes got shmegma on them on the way to work.

by iomandala January 9, 2008

shmegma

The crust the grows under an uncircumsized penis. Boogery and gross.

Andrew Jiras eats shmegma.

by Andrew Rubio April 27, 2005

Shmegma

The sticky stuff that comes out of your mouth. Also known as phlegm or loogie. Can also be used to replace any word in the English language.

Guy 1: Aw, where's your sink?

Guy 2: No Worries , man. It's over there. Why you need it anyway?

Guy 1: Just got some shmegma in my mouth.

by SwaggySwagGod May 16, 2014

shmegma

The dried crusty substance in the crotch of a woman's panties after she was wet.

She peeled off her panties, and I noticed a slight shmegma deposit in the crotch of her panties.

by John ZZZ April 15, 2006

shmemar

Short man with huge big penis energy. Definitely a lady’s man and is one with words. Although may be lacking in the height section, he is an absolute stud especially in the sheets.

That man has huge shmemar energy!

by MrCucumber December 27, 2020

shmegma smoothie

A collection of shmegma put in a milkshake glass often with whip cream and marrachino cherries. One of the best beverages out there

Yo can you make me your famous shmegma smoothie , I heard you make a mean shmeg smooth

by Cock, foreskin, cheese October 3, 2017