shmangle

replacement for toss/sauce

James: Yo, Jack, shmangle me that soda!

by yolosaynono June 16, 2015

Shmaggle

a term used when haggling with a pimp to get a better price on his hoes
Slap+Haggle=Shmaggle!!

You mang, i wents to Shmaggle wid dis pimp last nice and i gots a fine hoe foz only treefitty

by Nashers December 27, 2008

Shmang

Shmang is the combination of two slang words for sex. "Smash" and "bang"

Joe : Did you have sex with that fat chick last night?
Bob : Not only did I have sex with her, I shmanged the sh*t out of her!

by mindwarped March 23, 2011

Shmaggen

A word used in place of a word you can't remember like thingy ma jig.
A noun referring to a bunch of useless objects

Hey John! Look at that shmaggen

by Steepy18 May 2, 2009

Shmangle

To have sexual intercourse with one another, shmangle the body

I can't wait for tonight I'm going to shmangle her !

by Shmangle69 December 28, 2016

shmanglehopp

MPOS-ese

To cup your hands together and blow through them, making the noise of a whistle. To do so is not easy but when perfected, you can tick off oily sixth graders and other annoying losers.

Patrick shmanglehopped, and that one kid yelled at him to stop. But he did it anyway.

by Melli March 3, 2005

Shmangled

To be inebriated in such a way that all events that lead to the current state and/or events that took place while in the current state are extremely hard to remember.
To be seriously mangled by mind altering substances.

Person 1: "Dood, how was last night?"
Person 2: "I was so shmangled, I don't even know how I got home..."

by Agent Jayson January 7, 2010