Bladder Shmadder

After a long night of drinking, the alcohol in your system makes a critical choice the next day, bladder or colon? In this case, the alcohol bitch slaps the bladder then heads for the colon. The result is a doodie infused liquid that is hardly controlable. The remainder of your day is left on or near the toilet. The sneakiness of Bladder Shmadder is overwhelming.

Holy shit Mike, I thought I was just going to fart but it turned out to be Bladder Shmadder! Now it's going to take two days to clean my car.

by PeteJ December 9, 2008

Shmater

Kaelyn & Martin only

We’re just shmaters in a shmater world. The only shmaters who ever shmatered.

by Shmater August 3, 2018

shader

You just used the bathroom and you left a little something behind that the first flush didn't get. You don't want to waste water by flushing again, so you tear off a couple pieces of toilet paper and drop it on top of the water to hide your contributions. This is called a shader.

Wow, after that lunch I had to leave a shader.

by bumpkey August 12, 2011

shmade

Hotttttttie. Any bro would give their lives for her.

DAAAAAAAMN that Shmade is a hotttttie

by Quenton Hickum January 26, 2018

shaderade

A drink recommended to all those who act shady.

Timur denied my patent at Stern and Sturrrner, so I told him to drink some shaderade.

by BaziTamoom July 20, 2003

Somadere

A person who is a hated anime loving pervert by some people even though the person trys to act kind to others. This person may also have a thick accent from the person is from.

The Somadere was upset because no one likes him and would never accept him for who he is.

by OtakuZombieSlayer July 16, 2016

shadery

The act of being shady

These two boys are participating in shadery when talking about someone behind their back

by Carolineofcoke March 21, 2017