Shlubb

n. A person of extreme laziness and extreme lack of motivation. An unmotivated recluse. Someone who expects only the bare minimum of themselves but expects offers of money and rides from their friends.

My friend is a total shlubb.

by Josh July 15, 2003

shlumpkin

Getting head, taking a shit, and smoking a blunt, while eating a sandwich.

I wish my girlfriend would give me a shlumpkin.

by Fuckey McNelligan October 5, 2010

shluck

1. The suctioning sound of a penis while continuously penetrating the vagina.

2. At times used as an exclamation

1. Paul put his ear to the locked door of his parents bedroom and heard the noise "shluck shluck shluck" and immedietly knew what was going on. Thus, he was scarred for life.

2. "SHLUCK YEAH!"

by mue February 28, 2008

shlubbin

1. One who is completely belligerent yet feel they can do anything normally.

"Dude, you're shlubbin, you can't drive home."

by Marticusas October 14, 2007

Shlavotkis

Under no cirmustances can it refer to the male genitles. Shlavotkis is a word used to describe anything. Can be used innapropriately or formally. Shlavotkis is normally used in the context to describe something or as a curse word. Although can be used as a follice or word for describing an ugly woman.

"Your shlavotkis is showing."
"Wanna go shlavotkis?"
"That is a big shlavotkis."

by Shlavotkis February 13, 2009

Shlump bucket

A cosmetically impaired vehicle with over 200,000 miles that barely runs and has subwoofers with enough bass to rattle off the pictures of houses it passes by.

Lets go set off some car alarms at the mall with my shlump bucket.

by uoy era ohw November 29, 2009

shlung

A long thin hose

Whipped out my shlung to extinguish my girlfriends' needs ;)

by Dank Phill October 14, 2016