conversational splooging

1. To prank an IM buddy by saying you came all over their conversation window when it popped up.

2. Usually happens when you're masturbating to some hot girl and your friend decides to surprise you with an IM window right as you cum.

Adam: Hey Bryan what was the homework in Physics?
Bryan: (At moment of conversational splooging) SHIT DUDE I just came all over your convo window!
Adam: That's hot let me lick it up.
Bryan: I liked it when I saw your picture come up.
Adam: I'll be right over baby.

by Derek and Bryan February 15, 2007

shnooginz

The origin of shnooginz (shnoogz for short) is from high consumption of marijuana smoking in widemouth bay. Originally developed as a term to offer a smoking buddy last tokes on a joint without having to over-exert ones self, physically or mentally.

Jason: shnooginz?
Ant: nice one.

by Jason McHedgeface-Trimmer March 21, 2008

Shlongin

when a male has a huge cock

Bro, my boyfriend has such a huge dick. He’s shlongin.

by hec.will112 April 17, 2022

Ghost shlogging

The informal verb for having sex with a ghost. Can also be ghost shlogger, defined as the person having sex with a ghost.

I saw in the news where Susan has had sex with over 20 spirits. She's been doing a lot of ghost shlogging.

by Matty Wallbanger January 23, 2019

shlonging

the act of having sex or getting head

Dude, I was shlonging with your bitch the other day and it wasn't too great.

by Sean E. November 14, 2003

shwoogin

To go hunting for a black person/nigger.

(person) Hey, you wanna go shwoogin tonight?
(person) hell yeah! lets go get us some shwoogs.

by mandy mc December 9, 2008

shnoogins

in accordance to the almighty Jay and Silent Bob shnoogins is a term used for "just kidding" and the such.

SHNOOGE TO THE NOOGE

by dead revolver July 8, 2005