shlong

The long thing in the 'danger-zone', Penis.

shut the fuck up or i'll slap you with my shlong

by Ezra Peters December 22, 2007

shlong

one of the many nicknames for one's penis

my shlong aint so long.

by jackolyn marie August 16, 2008

shlong

A huge dick , penis, rod

Adel has a fucking small shlong.

by Jose Garcia gonzalarz Jimmy January 19, 2009

shlong

a really fat,long, slimy, and vainy penis

"man that bankskank licks shlong"

by alex brownie April 9, 2008

shlong

slang for penis

put away you shlong cause I don't wanna see your dong

by blind December 10, 2003

shlong

a large penis

It beacuse I have a hugh shlong isnt it.

My shlong is 80 pounds, I know you want this shit!

by chole west March 23, 2003

shlong

the thing you have in your ass right now

Damn, I cant get this shlong out of my ass

by A-Rab June 6, 2003