Shlong Shlinger

A person that plays with or pulls or slings their shlong.

Omg. Stop shling`n your shlong dan!

by - December 21, 2004

Slinkerknot

slinkerknot: noun: A person who is unable to speak in the present tense.

Slinkerknot sentence example

"MMMM... This beer tasted so good and is going to be remarkably smooth." - John LaJoie, Canadian Tour Annoucement.

by BanginSince1945 September 13, 2011

boner shrinker

A woman who is completely undesirable.

She's so ugly, she's a boner shrinker!

by Cori Stahl October 30, 2008

Slinkerknot

A person who can not speak in the present tense

Steve proved he was a slinkerknot by saying (while eating a doughnut) "This doughnut tasted good"

by jakotak September 13, 2011

Shrinker

A mythical penis that from going flaccid to erect shrinks rather than grow, apparently due to retracting into the body, possibly from shame or fear.

I was excited, his dick looked pretty big flaccid... but then it turned out he was a shrinker.

by MasterVidallis June 21, 2016

weenie-shrinker

A day that is so cold that it causes shrinkage, as in the Seinfeld episode.

Jay: Man, it's so cold out here my ears are frosting!
Chuck: Yeah, it's a real weenie-shrinker.

by Chuck_2122 January 20, 2007

Slinkerknot

noun. A person who is unable to speak in the present tense.

Jon says: Mmm, this beer tasted so good, and is going to be remarkably smooth.

He is a slinkerknot

by Ashfield September 13, 2011