shlumpkin

Getting head, taking a shit, and smoking a blunt, while eating a sandwich.

I wish my girlfriend would give me a shlumpkin.

by Fuckey McNelligan October 5, 2010

Shlump bucket

A cosmetically impaired vehicle with over 200,000 miles that barely runs and has subwoofers with enough bass to rattle off the pictures of houses it passes by.

Lets go set off some car alarms at the mall with my shlump bucket.

by uoy era ohw November 29, 2009

shump

Unknown; something Dr. Peter Shumpmaker's ancestors no doubt built.

"...The guy is Dr. Peter Shumpmaker. Lord knows what a 'shump' is but you can bet your bippy his ancestors made them." -Shoreleave

by Koros December 15, 2009

shumpty

keeping it real... keepin' it street

dat girl is shumpty... you aint even shumty enough bruv

by criptonic September 10, 2006

Shrump

Ingesting psychadelic mushrooms then umpiring a baseball game.

You be first base shrump, i'll be home plate shrumpire.

by Donald Shrump May 19, 2011

Shump

The act of taking a shower and a dump at the same time

Forgot to set my alarm so to save time I had to take a shump

by Skaiderade April 5, 2015

Skumpt

When you get your head caved in by the kettle crew on cod

“We just SKUMPT them kids”

by Ellis ditchburn June 13, 2020