shitstain

An utterly objectionable, despised individual, especially one whose personality is compounded by subnormal intelligence.

Lyle Wright is a shitstain on the ass of the human race. That sawed-off cum-sucking fuckhead would make a good cop.

by fingerman December 29, 2004

Shittin' in high cotton

Being well off financially.

Since I hit the lotto we've been shittin' in high cotton.

by Psycho Miko June 11, 2006

Shitcrank

Being shallow and pathetic and living your life at the lowest level of ball-sucking that even i think your a fag. Basically, if you suck at life and are a terrible human and are completely fake, you are shitcrank. Also if you are seriously annoying.

Example 1:
Emmy: "I hate that girl Janice, boy is she shitcrank like no other. Its like she has no personality of her own!"

Maggie: "Amen to that, sister!"
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Example 2:
Isabelle: "like, omg i asked my mom ? she said its okay to go be a ditz and bug people ?"
The World: " I hate you, you shitcrank bitch."

by southland82 July 22, 2009

shitstain

the stain that looks like shit on the mustache of a smoker.

quit smoking, it's bad for you and that shitstain looks like shit.

by chuckybubbles August 28, 2011

shaking like a cat shittin' a peach seed

Mississippi Slang to describe someone who is visibly nervous or a person who is shaking from a disease (Parkinsons for example) or hangover.

Did you see that guy in the pawn shop with the 4 plasma tv's? Yeah he was "shaking like a cat shittin' a peach seed"; no doubt that shit was stolen!

by clintoncousin December 11, 2007

you shittin' me

Slang for, "You're joking."

"Yo dawg, I heard dis bitch had a kid last week yo."
"You shittin' me, dawg!"

by Beccie May 3, 2003

Shittin Fire

When you have had too much Hot sauce and have a hot shit (literaly)

Boy Aaron I have really been Shittin Fire lately

by PreciousPals July 31, 2006