Shit the bed

A form of exclamation expressing annoyance or surprise.

To cry out suddenly in pleasure or pain.

"Shit the bed, we've been burgled!"

"Shit the bed, that feels good!"

"Shit the bed, I have a terrible hangover"

by Phil1974 December 20, 2006

Shits the bed

When a movie or TV series does well enough through out, then at the end completely and utterly ruins it so badly it makes you forget any good points it may have had.

The series was alright, but it really shits the bed at the end.

by Hopeful_monster April 28, 2012

Shit the bed

In making an error, or something bad happening the expression might be used. As Shitting the bed its self could be the worst thing ever.

GW.Bush:Erm..soz tony but there werent any weapons of mass destruction.

Tony Blair:..Shit the bed

by Josh. S April 22, 2005

shit the bed

shit the bed means to let a turd slip out your ass after you've been butt-fucked by a dude and didn't douche before.

My boyfried fucked me in the ass, and I shit the bed -- he made me eat the turd!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

shit the bed

When something just goes wrong...really, really wrong.

"'Shyte' the bed" in limey.

1) Sorry I was late. My car just shit the bed on the way over.
2) If your friends shit the bed and don't get us out of Harlem in the Klan costumes...
3) Last night I thought I had to fart, but I shit the bed instead.

Use "Shyte" the bed" if you're limey.

by Tenacious Faulker May 2, 2008

shit the bed

to die or break down

My car shit the bed this morning.

by brian October 28, 2003

Shit the bed

Something that is truly unbelievable and not good. An event or occurance that is stunning, and not positive.

Joe forgot to bring the beer......... SHIT THE BED!!!

by HollafortheDolla July 5, 2009