Shitternetting

The act of pooping, while either on a mobile device or laptop

Aaron: I was talking to this girl while shitternetting

Taylor: I always talk to girls when I shitternet.

by TD12 April 3, 2012

Shitternet

Having shit internet

That girl Chloe Ocea Hall has shitternet

by MaxLikesKids123 October 25, 2020

shittertext

To send a text message while taking a dump.

I was sitting in my office, diligently working yesterday, when suddenly Adam shittertexted me. How disgusting!

by Joe in Colorado December 28, 2007

Shitternet

Shitty internet service such as dial-up or DSL which makes loading websites difficult and streaming impossible.

Because I have shitternet I can’t watch Netflix or Hulu.

Shitternet is slower than usual today so I can’t send you that photo.

by Prtlndblnd and KyGdon January 15, 2022

shitteree

A nasty disagreement that could lead to dire consequences.

Since the Board of Directors is so divided, do you expect this to develop into a shitteree?

by Richard Black April 1, 2005

Shitterlipz

When you're smokin' weed with Capurro, and some of that piney ass trail lookin' shitterlipz comes out.

Man, Cappurro was puffin' dat shitterlipz but i wooldnt' touch dat muha fukah.

by Johnny Delvalle September 17, 2010

shitterettes

A scent:

Shitterettes is the smell left after smoking three Marlboro's while retching over explosive diarrhea in a small, poorly ventilated room.

Damn Justine, were you in here last? The loo smells like shitterettes. The wallpaper has even peeled!

by antie nae September 28, 2011