Shittle Nips

When you face swap with someone on Snapchat and end up looking like a Lesbain.

"OMG, Saf you look like a Shittle Nips"

by Susan_bingowings November 15, 2016

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hittable

Suitable for hitting (ie. having sex with)

She looks totally hittable today.

by apatheticgenius March 10, 2005

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shittable • Un-Shittable-On • shittadle • sittable • Shattable • Shiatable • shitable • Shiteable • t-shirtable • shittake

shittle

A small colourful rainbow shit taken after drinking a fruity drink

guy 1: Oh dude i just drank a pineapple martini.
guy 2 : Did you shittle?
guy1: I shat the rainbow

by da sheista July 20, 2013

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Collateral Shittage occurs when there is an explosion of liquid shit and feces of biblical proportion. Generally, Collateral Shittage is not anticipated. Rather, one expects a clean pinch and drop of an otherwise healthy turd. When Collateral Shittage occurs, it results in a wet, thick, shit overspray that sticks around the oring and blasts out and upwards onto the ass cheeks and even as far as the lower back. It splatters the toilet bowel and may even run along and down the toilet seat rim appearing like warm ass batter. In extreme cases, it may even reach the floor or surrounding walls. Collateral Shittage is difficult to clean up and results in a typical Endless Wipe.

Carl was heading out of the office for an afternoon sales meeting. On the way out, he felt a sudden clinching of his oring. He ran to the rest room to where he thought he would have pinched the perfect loaf. However, his Mexican lunch came back to haunt him and his ass exploded in virtual liquid fire and brimstone and he blew out his colon with Collateral Shittage all over the stool, his ass and onto the tail of his dress shirt. Needless to say, Carl cancelled his meeting and went home to shower his mung ass.

by Eaton Holgoode April 27, 2015

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