shitsnacker

Person who talks a lot of crap. (From swedish "snack", slang for talk.)

- I got laid last night.
- Don't be such a shitsnacker!

by Billy Billy April 13, 2006

shitstache

when a shit trail ends up on someone's upper lip after eating out a butthole.

my gramma was eating my butt the other day and ended up wiht the funniest shitstache when shew as done.

by blumpkinboychaps April 4, 2009

Shitstache

A mustache made of human feces

Got done eating the booty and came out with a shitstache

by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019

shitstache

A moustache made of shit.

Dude, he used a turd to give himself a shitstache.

by Clintman August 24, 2006

swiftsnatch

v. To take a trophy, award, promotion, or reward of any kind, away from the rightful winner and give it to a more popular, though less deserving, person.

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Jill is the new Chief of Urology? Are you kidding me? I will swiftsnatch that golden ring out of her sterile paws.

by gnostic3 November 13, 2016

shitznitch

someone who is a shit head bitch, who treats her friends like crap to get a boy that only likes her for her ass, because everything else about her is unappealing!.....no one likes her after 5 years of knowing them and they are shit head, mofo, bitch

L: hey look at that shitznitch
M: oh my lord
boy: i like big butts and i cannot lie!

by ihatelife October 17, 2005

Shitwatch

When you are caught taking a shit, on surprise or on purpose.

I got shitwatched yesterday by Vivian

by PikachuFucker October 25, 2009