shittie

The act of taking ones selfie while shitting.

But first, let me take a shittie!

by Got Diesel July 28, 2014

Shitsizm

1. When somebody destroys the bathroom with shit.
2. When somebody's taking a shit while having a spasm

Man I went to the gas-station bathroom, somebody took a shitsizm, the toilet wasn't enough to contain it, it was smeared all over the walls.

by metallica36 April 3, 2013

Shitslegiggleharious

The dumbest person in your friend group

Shut up Shitslegiggleharious

by Visual48 December 12, 2022

Shitsleep

The immensely pleasurable act of taking a large shit and proceeding to go to bed directly after. The expanded anal sphincter, aka asshole, when combined with the normal force or the pushing up of the bed, provides a very sensual and pleasurable experience.

James Woods: I'm gonna shitsleep tonight.
Peter Griffin : What did ya have Mexican for lunch?

by Alduin_Jot December 13, 2012

shitsexual

A person who is attracted to shit

"Oh shitter me timbers shit is so hot. I'm such a shitsexual"

by doodoo bird October 21, 2020

Pissy Shitties

The Pissy Shitty, invented and patented in 1893 by M.M. O’Shaughnessy, is a bowl of popcorn that you pour Coca-Cola into. It is typically served in movie theaters across The United States in containers called “Piss Buckets”. Different states have different variations, with Texas using Dr. Pepper instead of the traditional Coca-Cola.

It is also served in some bars as an alcoholic variation (usually with dark liquor and Coca-Cola) called a “Friday Night Free And Easy”.

“Hey dad, can we get Pissy Shitties when we see Fast and Furious 69?”

“Yes, son.”

by Poopy Butty July 3, 2020

Shitfie

Noun: A combination of the word shit and the slang term selfie. Meaning a selfie that you take of yourself with your poop in the background.

Person 1:"I just took a massive crap"
Person 2:"dude!! Send me a shitfie"

by Bootybro4ever2K64 July 9, 2014