Definitions by metallica36

Gatlinburg

A). A city in Eastern Tennessee that is notorious for gridlock hell. This so called "tourist" destination seems great in theory, however once you're there, you better have at least a day to spare to get in and out and drive throughout the city. The gridlock in this city is so bad it's faster to drive in NYC than this pos town. Once you are out don't even think about going to the next city, Pigeon Forge, because you'll have to belt out two hours of your time along with everybody else to travel five miles.

B). Gatlin: Latin for wait all day

Hey man, you want to go to Gatlinburg?
"Dude, fuck that you'll have more fun watching paint dry.

Gatlinburg by metallica36 February 15, 2015

Shitsizm 

1. When somebody destroys the bathroom with shit.
2. When somebody's taking a shit while having a spasm

Man I went to the gas-station bathroom, somebody took a shitsizm, the toilet wasn't enough to contain it, it was smeared all over the walls.

Shitsizm by metallica36 April 3, 2013