Shitoon

another name for a toilet; a comparison made between a toilet and a spitoon, where instead of tobacco, there is shit deposited in said container.

Pardon me, I need to visit the shitoon.

by Dan-sexymofo-iel April 19, 2005

SHITCON 1

The severe, burning urge to shit your pants, usually an individual at SHITCON 1 breaks into a cold sweat and has severe anxiety. May be preceded by an expulsion of hot flatus (fart), which often causes the seepage of stool. Often occurs in traffic; during exams; in long lines for one toilet; after spicy food; and at filthy, festering, God-awful toilets which require one to suspend oneself over the toilet, despite the risk of shitting all over your pants. Also, a common phenomenon in babies when you are out and forget to bring extra diapers. These times are especially bad when you have eaten the same thing as your child and hit SHITCON 1 yourself!

1. While taking my final exams, I developed severe cramping abdominal pain, sweating, and anxiety when I hit SHITCON 1. I had to run out of the room, identifying myself as the one who let a hot, juicy fart loose. 2. "SHITCON 1 has been reached, please clear out of the public restroom, while I scream in pain, as a liter of hot liquid stool explodes from my ass."

by I'm Intense August 5, 2008

Shitroast

Similar to a spitroast, except shitting in the mouth and anus/clit by whatever means. Can be done by any number of each gender. Also used in desperation. A.K.A. Barbepoo

Babe, we don't have time to reach the shitter, can we shitroast you?

by 12345678909876543215 October 8, 2010

Shitconsin

n. The real name of the (unfortunately) American province of Wisconsin. The only reason for its existence is because we didn't want the Native Americans to have the land.

K: Let's go to Wisconsin!
D: Shitconsin you mean? That's right below "shoot myself in the eyes with a nail gun fifty times" on my to do list.

by dropacidnotbombs July 21, 2011

shironkadonk

Its normally used to refer to vrc femboys like Sean_VR

Damn, Sean is such shironkadonk

by Yuri is trash April 27, 2021

Shitroen

Shitroen is a deregorative term for a Citroen, referencing the fact that they are usually rubbish to drive and cheaply made pieces of shit from a country that has no right to make cars or any product for that matter, the froggy bastards!

Steve: Hey, you seen what Hank's driving around in these days?
James: Yeah, it's a classic example of a Shitroen!

by Cyclopian June 11, 2008

Shitmonster

A shit that is so massive and repulsive that there is no possible hopes of flushing it, so it ends up brewing in the toilet for days on end. The longer the shitmonster brews the stronger it grows. A key ingredient to the shitmonster is piss that has accumulated from other roomates over the days. The shitmonster eventually reaches a stage when no one can tolerate the shitmonster and the room unites to once and for all defeat the dreaded shitmonster by going on a quest to unclog the toilet. It is imperative that the creator of the shitmonster extols the final blow and slays the shitmonster.

Originally discovered at the George Washington University, the worlds first shitmonster haunted a certain group of young men for weeks. It is unknown if it is the first actual shitmonster or the first recorded. WARNING: Some shit monsters may result in death, delusions, loss of smell sight and taste and all basic motor functions.

I can't be too sure guys, but I may have just layed a shitmonster in the toilet.

by ShitSlayer February 26, 2011