shit rocket

when your smashing a bird up the arse and she shits and comes at the same time getting a nasty fucking mess all over your cock and balls

i was smashing the granny out of this bird the other night and she only shit rocketed all over me, went fucking everywhere.

by fat boi, uncle Bob and Wylie September 30, 2006

Shit rocket

Condom filled with shit, tied at the top, used as a dildo! So a girl can make her own shit rocket and throw it away when done! And she only pays like 69 cents for a condom. Life made simple!

Wow. I can't believe Meg shit rocketed herself last night! It was awesome!

by Miss Sexy Lexie February 7, 2010

Shitlocked

When things are going bad and there's no way out

Fred : Did you study for that test last night?

George : Aww man i forgot

Fred : Dude your shitlocked

by Matterhawk February 10, 2010

Shitrock

Common name for pets that you don’t know what to name them. Universal nickname.

What will you name him? I don’t fucking know. Shitrock? Come here lil Shitrock.

by H-usky September 29, 2020

shitcricket

when you fart and it chirps like a cricket

what was that noise? a shitcricket.

by Unholy79 October 1, 2014

Shitrock

Being completely and utterly defeated; destroyed.

"I turned the corner and got shitrocked by a level 70 battle mage!"

by GRIFTY Rodriguez November 27, 2011

shitbucket

an annoying person, usually referred to as "stupid", or "get away from me (persons name here) can be used as an insult or as a friendly jest. Someone whos done something stupid. Literally "you have stepped in a bucket of shit " from the days in which people didnt have toilets. A witty remark.

todd man, u totally just spazed at mark, you shitbucket!

by gillian May 3, 2004