shit jacket

Prison slang for toilet.

if your looking for T-dog, he's on the shit jacket.

by Signal 20. September 26, 2006

Shitpocketing

When you secretly And stealthily take a shit into a strangers pocket.

“Mum, what did you get up to today?”

“I was in the town centre, I did some shitpocketing.”

by Kirstiejayner June 12, 2020

Shitbucket

The act of defecating in a bucket to preserve time whilst playing video games.

Hey bro stop hogging the shitbucket i need to defecate and i don't want to die on COD.

by Snoopdouge October 27, 2020

shitbucket

A nicer word for a "nigger , loot, coon, porch monkey, or yard ape."

"Damn man, That Gene Boyer is a real shitbucket. I would like to bust his shitbucket lips right the fuck up."

by Gogetfucked December 24, 2007

shitpicket

1. A shitpicket is where you stick your finger up a female's anus, grab some shit residue, and slide it out. You then insert your finger into her vagina and clean it all off. She then licks your finger clean.

2. A dirty nigger who likes to eat shit, or smells like shit.

Dude, i gave Allison a nasty little shitpicket last night, then i fucked her and she sucked my dick afterwards!

Shaniqua's such a shitpicket. She needs a douche bag.

by Spick Death October 24, 2008

shitrocket

when fucking a hot chick and endeavoring not to reach orgasm too soon, a solution involving placing one's finger in one's two-hole, then placing the same finger in one's mouth. has prolonging effect, apparently.

so this dude who's name i can't reveal (lawyer/client relationship y'know) was fucking madonna and was trying not to come so he gave himself a shitrocket. IT WORKS!

by never mind February 2, 2005

Shitpacker

When a man jumps off the bed, perfectly landing his dick in another mans anus, who is laying face down on the floor. It is said to pack your shit so tightly, your poop comes out as hard as a diamond.

Have you packed your shit together for our vacation?

Yea, I'm a real shitpacker.

by LittleCreek853 November 20, 2016