The act of stroking ones penis in one quick motion and firing explosive diarrhoea all over your partners body.
Person 1: Hey, I heard you and Lilly got into a fight, What did you do?
Person 2: We were going at it last night and I hit her with a pump-action shitgun. It got pretty nasty.
Person 2: We were going at it last night and I hit her with a pump-action shitgun. It got pretty nasty.
by 4nthrax October 23, 2014
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Famous sporters of the shitcut include markey stephens and fergal markey
Famous sporters of the shitcut include markey stephens and fergal markey
" theres the shitcut ! "
by frankysteves May 20, 2012
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A common disease that lasts for months with no cure. This disease only exists in cheap barbershops where you ask for a haircut and they absolutely butcher it. The worst part is that you have to deal with it for months and there is no going back.
by Scropin_09 June 24, 2022
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Shitnutz is a videogame alias for an all-out maniac who finds his way to multiplayer computer games, in which he usually does pretty good. Anytime a victory is scored he strips naked and runs around outside yelling "Monkey see, monkey do, shitnutz will destroy you!!" in the voice of Henry Rollins(who sang those lyrics in a song from Rollins Band)
Shitnutz is a videogame alias for an all-out maniac who finds his way to multiplayer computer games, in which he usually does pretty good. Anytime a victory is scored he strips naked and runs around outside yelling "Monkey see, monkey do, shitnutz will destroy you!!" in the voice of Henry Rollins(who sang those lyrics in a song from Rollins Band)
Go shitnutz! Go shitnutz!
by Shitnutz November 20, 2003
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2: A shortcut that, when taken, goes badly wrong. Especially appropriate in rural settings.
2: A shortcut that, when taken, goes badly wrong. Especially appropriate in rural settings.
1: Most corporate-speak can be shitcut into 'Work together and stop looking at porn during office hours!'
2: 'Since when was a rock festival held at an abattoir? This was a real shitcut!'
2: 'Since when was a rock festival held at an abattoir? This was a real shitcut!'
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