shitblossom

For when you want to insult someone very pretty, like a flower blossom, but they are annoying the fuck out of you

Oh my god, you shitblossom

by dogre August 27, 2017

Shitologist

A person who's trying to find a mistake in every situation. Sometimes, they can be disturbing.

+Hey man, look at my sunglasses. They're cool, huh?

-IDK. It doesn't fit you. It makes you look older.

+Ok... What about my shoes?
-Man, first you need to clean the muds on it.

+Don't be a shitologist for a minute, dude. You're not a "talkable" person.

by Gümbürtülü Dost February 29, 2020

Shitologist

Medical professional who aids patients in the excretion or inhibition of feaces in cases if either extreme constipation or diarrhoea usually through the administration of specifc tablets/antibiotics.

"I had some serious diarrhoea the other day man had to check out with the shitologist."

by Dr Antonio Pedila September 1, 2022

Shitblock

What your roommate does every morning, when they occupy the restroom for an eternity and you really need to take a dump. They also may or may not leave some of the most heinous smell there after they're finally done, making you question whether you really need to go that bad.

Person: *bangs on bathroom door
Roommate: "Just 40 more minutes!"
Person: "You've been there for two hours already, stop shitblocking me!"

by Dubious.Life December 17, 2023