shit the bed means to let a turd slip out your ass after you've been butt-fucked by a dude and didn't douche before.
by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020
Get the shit the bed mug.1) Sorry I was late. My car just shit the bed on the way over.
2) If your friends shit the bed and don't get us out of Harlem in the Klan costumes...
3) Last night I thought I had to fart, but I shit the bed instead.
Use "Shyte" the bed" if you're limey.
2) If your friends shit the bed and don't get us out of Harlem in the Klan costumes...
3) Last night I thought I had to fart, but I shit the bed instead.
Use "Shyte" the bed" if you're limey.
by Tenacious Faulker May 2, 2008
Get the shit the bed mug.to die or break down
by brian October 28, 2003
Get the shit the bed mug.Something that is truly unbelievable and not good. An event or occurance that is stunning, and not positive.
by HollafortheDolla July 5, 2009
Get the Shit the bed mug.1, To express being shocked or amazed by something.
2. What you would say to a work colleague who arrives much too
early for work in the morning.
2. What you would say to a work colleague who arrives much too
early for work in the morning.
1, "I couldn't believe it, I totally shit the bed"
2. "What are you doing here so early? Did you shit the bed or something?!"
2. "What are you doing here so early? Did you shit the bed or something?!"
by Alfow February 3, 2009
Get the Shit the bed mug.1. A phrase that has become synonymous with "pro" poker player and pseudo-baller Micon on his very own poker forum, NWP.
2. To make unsound business decisions, squander your funds and the funds of others, and generally fuck up your life at every turn. (See previous definition as prime example.)
2. To make unsound business decisions, squander your funds and the funds of others, and generally fuck up your life at every turn. (See previous definition as prime example.)
by micon's ego October 4, 2008
Get the shit the bed mug.1. When someone screws up beyond normal standards.
2. Someone makes themselves look like a douche-fag. To the point when you laugh your ass off.
3. When Evgeni Nabokov lets Johen Franzen score 4 goals in one period. Priceless.
2. Someone makes themselves look like a douche-fag. To the point when you laugh your ass off.
3. When Evgeni Nabokov lets Johen Franzen score 4 goals in one period. Priceless.
"Did you see the wings games last night?!"
"No, what happened?!"
"Nabokov shit the bed, it was hilarious!"
"No, what happened?!"
"Nabokov shit the bed, it was hilarious!"
by Drizzy Drake 19 May 7, 2010
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