shasterbate

shitting while masterbating

person number 1: "oh wow Justin the football player, takes a long time in the bathroom"
person number 2: "hes probably masturbating while he shits"
person number 1: "haha, Justin shasterbates"
person number 2: "hahahaha thats clever. shasterbate!"

by shexcelent December 1, 2009

Shitster

A person/parody account who repeatedly uses an extremely unfunny joke that typically follows a characteristic and predictable pattern.

Person 1 (The Shitster): *Continuously sends the same image that is five months old*

Person 2: I think god should kill you.

by PugMaster2 August 30, 2023

shitster

A hipster who talks shit about everyone.

He's an obnoxious shitster

by Word Madman March 28, 2019

shitsterbate

to masturbate on the toilet while taking a shit

there are some good porn mags in the bathroom I couldn't resist getting my shitsterbate on just now.

by james___ March 20, 2008

Shishter

A word commonly used for all genders to use, a word that was invented by James Charles. Originally, "sister" but then it was changed by Tana Mongeau (tanacon flopped), to "shishter" or "shishtar".

SHISHTER SHNAPPED!
I had to walk into Saphora and I was shishter tired.
I'm shishter intimidated.
My brows are not twins, they are shishtars.
Shishtar is shook.
That's not shishterly.

by shishtershnapped August 24, 2018

Shlastered

Consuming as much Alcohol as possible in a certain time range. Eventually one will end up in the state of mind of being shit-faced/plastered. (Shlastered)

In PCB we were so fucking fed up with this ginger fuck named harris that we would just make sure he would get shlastered and pass out.

by Harris is Bk May 4, 2009

Shishter

A shishter can be used many different ways, just look at the examples.

Can you pass me my shishter soda Jessica.

Hello shishter Samantha.

Hi Opal, oh can you pass me my shishter smoothie.

by Person_1 August 6, 2018