Shit faced

Drunk off your ass, can't walk, can't talk, or passed out

Shawn is so shit faced he can't even speak english.

by Brasher May 8, 2008

shit faced

When you drink so much that you end up using the toilet with your face - instead of shitting with your ass, one shits (pukes) with their face. This usually occurs at the end of a drinking binge or as part of the hangover experience.

"Lets go out and get shit faced!"

by five5rivers August 3, 2007

shit faced

so fucking drunk that your toes look like shrooms and your head feels like its spinning in a million different directoins(often causes dizzyness, iregular behavior, and regular urges to remove clothing)

I was so shit faced last night that I went streaking

by lalalakissmyass September 14, 2005

shit faced

When you get so drunk that you give people head without knowing it and get introuble by everyone because your so shitfaced that you tell everyone and dont even know it.

I was so shit faced last night i gave that guy head!!!

by Kacey. January 25, 2008

shit-faced booking

The act of posting, messaging, uploading, mobile uploading etc... on ones social networking site when one is butt ass hammered and regretting it in the morning.

Katie is super hungover, and frantically deleting shit on her laptop... Apparently she was shit-faced booking again last night.

by zigler March 17, 2010

Shit-faced Shades

the shades that nobody can see through that you put on when your drunk or high to cover up your eyes to try to make people think your not high or drunk... but they just make it more noticable...but you keep putting them on

Tom: nice SHIT-FACED SHADES Rick.
Rick:They arnt SHIT-FACED SHADES, its just bright out....
Tom: It's 11:34 P.M
Rick: Well im not drunk.....

by iTS ME? May 16, 2010

Shit-Faced-Faggot

The combonation of 'shit-faced-faggot' In the Spoof comedy of the Batman series. Two face stars as Shit-Faced-Faggot.

"Dude, did you see, Batman, return of the Thing?"

"Nah, but I heard about that Shit-Faced-Faggot character, apparently he's a gay queer fuck that enjoys shit being taken on his face??"

"Exacta!"

by Word Seeker of LOVE October 13, 2013