natural selection

SOCIAL DARWINISM; SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST.

spieces that adapt the best to their environment survive, while ones that don't adapt are eliminated.


(the name of the mod for half-life derived from this term, marines and aliens battling for racial supremacy)

the book "call of the wild" by Jack london defines the term natural selection.

by MostlyHarmless August 9, 2003

showerection

When a male becomes aroused while showering. It can be either devastatingly inconvenient or curiously enjoyable. It is usually caused by overly frisky scrubbing or simply unclean shower thoughts.

Man 1: "Sorry that took so long, man. I got an unexpected showerection."

Man 2: "Dude you were in there for an hour and a half."

by themilkmantrink July 17, 2011

herection

noun.

combining the words her and erection to describe an engorged clitoris / clitoral erection.

The very thought of hooking up with him is giving me a massive herection.

by Leggy Rae April 3, 2010

She-rection

A female erection, no, not a chick with a dick - kind of like a sudden attack of the horn.

Every time he leans over my desk i get an instant she-rection.

by Notmysocks March 25, 2009

domestic selection

the process by which things are destroyed in the house if they are too weak or poorly designed. for example, if a carpet is destroyed by a vacuum cleaner or a container melts in the microwave. this weeds out the sick and weak household items that do not deserve to survive, allowing the better-constructed items to thrive.

the plate that melted in the dishwasher is just another victim of domestic selection, as it apparently did not deserve to survive.

by chuckybubbles April 25, 2010

natural selection

religions worst nightmare

seriously, the rainbow is gods promise not to drown us all. Isn't that nice of him?

by drew December 24, 2003

Natural Selection

Natural selection occurs when having to select candidates from a plethora of curriculum vitae.

The cv's are discarded except 1. The rationale is; for this vacancy, we need a candidate who is lucky.

- There's the new guy we hired via the natural selection recruitment program.
- But he's worthless..
- I guess he just was lucky.

by aartjan April 2, 2011