Symmetrical

The retarded cousin of "symmetric".

Yo Jason, your face isn't all that symmetrical.
Did you really just say that?
No, I was being sarcastical.

by JoeCoolJRRT September 22, 2010

skemetic

noun - A diagram so insanely stupid that it causes one to vomit profusely.

also

noun - An idiotic plan hatched by a skemer.

1) "Did you see the fire evacutation skemetic for our school?"

2) Q: "Did you hear about Josh's bizarre skemetic?"
A: "Yeah! What a foo'skemer!"

by hiverne November 11, 2006

Sheetrock Helmet

When having sexual intercourse, usually a Hate Fuck, you force the top of the head of your partner through a wall.

Last night I was so fucked up I decided to bone my ex again. She still had a line across her forehead from the sheetrock helmet I gave her last wednesday.

by Alan Ashton October 3, 2008

Anti-semetic

Someone who jews hate

He is ‘anti-semetic’ (lol no) for supporting palestine.

by Hdkfnsj December 19, 2022

Shmeric

A breed of friend that gets very drunk and is extremely inappropriate and awkward, often insulting everyone in the vicinity, and ruining any chances of a hook up.

That guy's such a dick when he gets drunk; he's such a Shmeric.

by nad dna htiderem December 10, 2008

Symmetric Reverse Cowgirl

Slang: SRC

Is a sexual position which needs 8 people perform a perfect symmetry of a sexual act connected by dildos.

Position:
2 men are fucking 2 women anally in a reverse cowgirl position on the floor. The 2 men also have a double ended dildo in their anus' while the women also have a double ended dildo in their vaginas. The 2 women are giving blowjobs to 2 other men, while the 2 men with the double dildos are being facesitted by 2 women.

You would only see Symmetric Reverse Cowgirl in a porno.

by BrokenDragon March 14, 2016

shemetra

People's Person, Funny, Tomboy, Smiles and Laughs Often. Caring, Giving, Loving, Business-Minded and Wise.

Shemetra Got that Aquafina Flow Call her "WET-WET"

by Shemetra December 21, 2016