A person who makes themselves the centre of attention. Ruins a party by showing off doing pineapple tricks. Basically nobody likes them yet they have dedicated fans who devote their lives to them. Cant sing at all. Likes Girls on Horses.
'Hey Did you hear Steve from all the B&S's is totally pineapple shelving now?'
'What as in shelving them? Pineapples?'
'Yeah it all started when he started putting lipgloss on and liking girls on horses'
'Wow, I never really liked him anyways tho hey, and that girl whos always with him, what is she 100 years old?'
'Yeah and the chick who has devoted her whole car to him'
'What as in shelving them? Pineapples?'
'Yeah it all started when he started putting lipgloss on and liking girls on horses'
'Wow, I never really liked him anyways tho hey, and that girl whos always with him, what is she 100 years old?'
'Yeah and the chick who has devoted her whole car to him'
by SkybeDiva July 25, 2010
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In Call of Duty: MW2, when someone puts a Riot Shield on their back and goes prone so they can not be knifed.
by Mr.Wizenhymer September 8, 2010
Get the Turtle Shelling mug.The art of hiding an erection while sitting and leaning one's upper torso at a 45 degree angle betwixt one's chest and lap. The owner of said erection then proceeds to arch their back in such a way that makes them appear to be sitting upright. This causes said erection to recede into the body causing a "turtle shell" effect.
by JoPaGeRi.TBC January 2, 2009
Get the Turtle Shelling mug.A medical procedure during which you put on a 15 lb lead cannonball shape module around your testicles to protect them from irradiation. While the procedure is quite cold and difficult to not pinch yourself, it is not that hard as long as you are not attempting to put your penis inside the module.
Patient: "Gahhhhhhhhhh. Phew, Nurse I swear to god this is so difficult, but I have finally completed the Clam Shelling!"
Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”
Nurse: “You...uh - you don’t …. uh … You don’t actually have to put your penis in it?”
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Guy1: My knees have been killing me lately during doggy style coitus.
Guy2: You should really try gut shelving to relieve the pressure on your knees, mate.
Guy2: You should really try gut shelving to relieve the pressure on your knees, mate.
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