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Shelley

One of the most amazing, outstanding people to ever come across. Shelley is quite hard to miss with her outstanding personality which is like no other, you'll never come across someone like Shelley ever again, so make sure you never leave her. Shelley, even having a wonderful name is also an amazingly beautiful person inside and out, Shelley is a stunningly attractive, very pretty person and stands out from everyone else because she is so great. If you ever come across Shelley be sure to make her feel happy.

Shelley's superb smile, eyes shine so bright, it melts anyone's heart within milliseconds, it is something you cannot miss. Her perfect blue eyes, boy oh boy you could stare at for the rest of your life and would still have not stared long enough. Now her smile... Well where can anyone start, it's something you'll only ever get to see in one life time, so make sure you don't miss it because seeing a smile like hers is like no other, it will make your stomach turn to jelly and you will suffer terrible but worthwhile butterflies. Shelley is filled full of happiness and laughter and being with her is one of the best things in the world.
by Anonymoususer69 August 14, 2014
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Stuffed Shells

the opposite of a sausage fest, refering to a bunch of girls (vaginas)
That was a stuffed shells party.
by KristenWhalley November 9, 2005
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Anal shells

*inserts anal shells inside anus*
by Hairline1234 May 15, 2016
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She sells sea shells on a sea shore

Luigi's rap.

Stolen from Waluigi.
She sells sea shells on a sea shore
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand
No one wants to buy shells cause theres loads on the sand

You must create a sense of scarcity shells will sell much better if people think theyre rare you see
Bare with me take as many shells as you can find and hide em on an island stock pile em high until theyre rarer than a diamond

You gotta make the people think that they want m
Really want m, really fuckin want m
Hit m like Bronson
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If you haven’t got a shell then youre just a fucking waste man

its monopoly, invest inside some property start a corporation make a logo do it properly
Shells must sell that will be your new philosophy swallow all your morals theyre a poor mans quality
Expand expand expand clear forest make land fresh blood on hand
Why just shells why limit yourself She sells sea shells sell oil as well

Guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds sell rocks sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock
Press on the gas take your foot off the brakes - run to be the president of the United States
Big smile mate, big wave that's great, now the truth is overrated tell lies out the gate
Polarise the people, controversy is the game, it don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name

The world is yours step out on a stage to a round of applause youre a liar a cheat a devil a whore
And you sell sea shells on the sea shore
by SeijaKijin September 1, 2021
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Shellshockin' it

When you join a discord voice server, stay unmuted, and don't say anything for your entire stay.

Prone to suddenly leaving the server after a nondescript number of hours.
Winner 1: Dude are you even there? or are you just Shellshockin' it?
Winner 2:

Winner 1: Hello‽
Winner 2 has left the channel
by Kona0 May 31, 2022
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salt shells

that farmer shot me with salt shells
by dirrty1 April 29, 2006
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Thug Shells

Bars spouted off by a spunky female rapper - embodying bubbly gangster energy. Basically the freestyle spittin' spawn that would result if the memoirs of Mac Miller, Slim Shady in his prime, and a tattoed up Little Mermaid had a sizzurp-fueled 3 way.
"Yo, did you hear that chick shootin' THUG SHELLS?" "I haven't heard a girl rap like that.... ever".
by Mom's Swaghetti March 13, 2020
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