by Brick Bulldog March 27, 2015
Get the Sheldonicmug. Adj,
A person who does not have the cognitive ability to read the room.
Also:
A person who does not know when to shut the fuck up and when to talk.
A person who does not have the cognitive ability to read the room.
Also:
A person who does not know when to shut the fuck up and when to talk.
-- Albert and John at a funeral of John´s father --
Albert: So Albert, we should hit the party tonight
John: Jeez Albert, you are a sheldon
-- Troy at a fast food restaurant with friends eating --
Troy: This sauce is more like body fluids and this meat looks like human feces and...
Everyone: (Interrupting him) JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, We are eating SHELDON!!
Albert: So Albert, we should hit the party tonight
John: Jeez Albert, you are a sheldon
-- Troy at a fast food restaurant with friends eating --
Troy: This sauce is more like body fluids and this meat looks like human feces and...
Everyone: (Interrupting him) JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, We are eating SHELDON!!
by matin69 July 13, 2023
Get the Sheldonmug. 
A small, adorbale little turtle that lives in a colorful house and loves cupcakes, but is also a turtle arsonist. No one will ever know how he sets fire. He has no hands.
by emokittytrash:3 January 13, 2017
Get the Sheldonmug. V. to kill the blunt.
N. that one guy in the rotation that always smokes the blunt even if it’s burning his fingers. The blunt is normally passed to the “The Sheldon” for the final hits.
N. that one guy in the rotation that always smokes the blunt even if it’s burning his fingers. The blunt is normally passed to the “The Sheldon” for the final hits.
by MaliKhaleesi June 18, 2018
Get the Sheldonmug.