shekel

A stab to the knee with a Swedish blade

IF T-SERIES ENTERS MY ROOM I WILL SHEKEL THEM

by theonezed February 22, 2019

Shekel

1. The official currency of Israel, as of September 2019 1 USD = 3.54 ILS

E.g.

(At the airport) Where can I exchange dollars for shekels?

2. A term used by people right of center online as a reason to disregard other people's opinions for reasons of being a paid shill (Shill gambit). Widely used on 4chan

Liberal: We need gun control!
Republican: Have a shiny shekel goy!

by BigPP rockboi September 11, 2019

shekel thief

a person who steals things that can either be objects or ideas. they also usually look like a boxtroll and worship dalton king of the shekel thieves

omfg bro daltons a really shekel thief he stole all my napkins

by dont touch me turkey September 29, 2014

Poop Shekel

A universal African currency involving fecal matter.

Clerk: "Sir please play your fee upfront!"
Darwin: "How much?"
Clerk: "5₱ (Poop Shekels)"

by glikber December 28, 2020

Shekel Hound

A person who obsesses over anything with monetary value, especially a Jewish banker or accountant.

I'll never go to that bank again, it's run by Shekel Hounds and Jewbags

by xXFurball February 6, 2015

Shekel Grabber

Someone who does petty theft or small-scale scams for almost no profit in return.

That dude is such a shekel grabber. He said he'd pay my $0.50 back today, but he just ghosted me instead.

by IMainSkyblock September 28, 2021

shekel hoarder

An individual who hoards large amounts of shekels; Commonly Jewish.

"Dammit, Smhuel's closet is literally filled with shekels!"

"Aw fuck, I knew Smhuel was a shekel hoarder."

by Ayy Money March 17, 2016