shaturbate

To shit and masturbate at the same time

I was sitting on the toilet, and I decided to shaturbate to this picture of Jenny

by Poloshirts64 May 7, 2014

Sheaquan

He’s loyal don’t chat to loads of girls/women

He’s a lowkey freak

Uno Sheaquan and ** are talking,she’s lucky

by Gary Liiburd May 23, 2020

Queef Sheath

Female genitalia, vagina

I'd like to scabbard my penis in her queef sheath

by Cerimeadar December 16, 2021

Shaturday

A Saturday that sucked balls.

Guy 1: Dude last Saturday sucked ass tits

Guy 2: I know it was such a Shaturday

by Sexual Rowboat April 14, 2009

Sheamus

An extremely white person.

Look at that sheamus over there! He's like a walking jar of mayonnaise!

by Dezine July 31, 2010

sheath

The outer covering of an animal's penis. It serves as protection for the penis. It can be found on most mammals save for humans and apes. In other creatures a genital slit serves the same purpose (dolphins, whales, reptiles). The sheath can also be referred to as the prepuce or foreskin, all terms are synonomous.

The stallion's sheath was full of smegma and needed to be cleaned very badly.

by B-Wolf November 20, 2006

shatus update

A Facebook status update made while taking a shit.

Oh man, this could take a while, I might as well make a shatus update.

by spumoni April 22, 2010