translation: Christian, or anointed one. A truly remarkable human being. One of the only people in history to really be the greatest without ever having done anything of real significance, except, of course, be Shaston. Just knowing Shaston brightens others' lives and they don't even know why. Just being around Shaston will have your head spinning with their natural beauty, extreme confidence, and awesome breath. Go out and meet Shaston today, for a brighter future.
Mother Theresa, Princess Diana (even they don't compare because for them to be great they did many wonderful things. Shaston just came into being.)
by caligirl1234321 February 3, 2010
Get the Shaston mug.The sexual act in which one of two sexual partners fills their anus with Battenburg cake and then has anal sex with their sexual partner; mashing up the cake in their anus until it is a dirty mess of cake and excrement. Hence Shattenburg.
1: "Damn man this girl was crazy! She wanted Shattenburg!"
2: "No way man my girl doesn't even like Shattenburg!"
2: "No way man my girl doesn't even like Shattenburg!"
by Chercules June 3, 2014
Get the Shattenburg mug.Ugh! I got forced to work with this guy I don't like being around. Now that I am, I have to put up with shit shatting daily with him.
by jumpinjaxx March 19, 2014
Get the shit shatting mug.the design that is created on a person's pants after they shit their pants, sit down and get back up.
"look at that jackass. he couldn't even hold it in until after class. now he's got a shattoo all over his ass"
it is pure coincidence that all of the above sentences end in rhyme.
it is pure coincidence that all of the above sentences end in rhyme.
by VOLTRON89 April 6, 2009
Get the shattoo mug.A rare breed of bear indigenous to the English woodlands. Whilst Shottons generally live in the wild, some are domesticated and have been known to achieve feats such as photography degrees. Shottons tend to have green facial hair, long head hair, and are of large build. They feed primarily on pies and do not like fruit. Shottons love music.
A strong and steady creature that takes life at its own pace. Some say that when a Shotton looks you lovingly in the eyes you feel pure joy and happiness within yourself.
A strong and steady creature that takes life at its own pace. Some say that when a Shotton looks you lovingly in the eyes you feel pure joy and happiness within yourself.
"We were hiking through the woods and came across a wild Shotton eating some flowers. We gave him a pie and he said we were 'e-mence like'."
"A sleeping Shotton was blocking the entrance to the cave. RPG style we played some music and it woke up and started dancing, allowing us to proceed on our adventure."
"A sleeping Shotton was blocking the entrance to the cave. RPG style we played some music and it woke up and started dancing, allowing us to proceed on our adventure."
by ShottonLiberationFront July 20, 2008
Get the Shotton mug.(Noun or Adj.) The negative side of economics;
(Verb.) Being on the receiving end of a bad financial decision or situation.
(Verb.) Being on the receiving end of a bad financial decision or situation.
Man...the oil business is some shaftonomics bullshit.
Did you hear? Joe's wife got the house in their divorce! The judge gave him a lesson in shaftonomics.
Reagon is to tricklenomics as Bush is to shaftonomics.
Did you hear? Joe's wife got the house in their divorce! The judge gave him a lesson in shaftonomics.
Reagon is to tricklenomics as Bush is to shaftonomics.
by [502] SgtBakeNutz June 13, 2008
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