shitastrophy

An explosive bowel movement, usually involving an infant or toddler wearing a diaper which was either put on incorrectly or simply could not contain the explosive force of the movement.

My family and I were traveling over the summer and the smell of the car soured quickly. After we stopped and viewed the damage - shitastrophy was the first thing that came to my mind.

by MT - Go Noles December 9, 2008

shitastrophe

An absolutely colossal catastrophe, bad enough that it's as if it shitted itself.

Wow, my applications are turning into a shitastrophe! For my family picture, I have to use the pictures they take in Disneyland of you screaming on Splash Mountain....

by fiona_e1is3 January 15, 2013

shittastrophe

A complete and utter shit-fest catastrophe. A bad thing that happens that is really shitty.

First, I got a flat tire, then the guy who pulled over to help me stole my wallet at gunpoint, then drunk driver side-swiped my car, and now I just found out my insurance was canceled because the bank's automatic payment system got hacked any my payment never went out. It was a complete shittastrophe!

by Word Johnson November 13, 2017

shitastrophuck

a complete, unmitigated disaster; a combination of a catastrophe, shit show, and cluster fuck.

The recent demise of the banking industry was a shitastrophuck.

by fatcrate March 15, 2023

shitastrophe

When a shitshow turns into a catastrophe; something gone awry, very awry.

I got so drunk last night that I passed out on the street and woke up with the paramedics trying to revive me because they thought I was dead. It was a total shitastrophe.

by chewbeca August 8, 2009

Shitastrophe

An event where the need to shit becomes so strong with no required locations that nothing else matters expect placing your ass over some kind of receptacle which can accept eliminations.

I had to really take a shit and there was nowhere to go at which time I knew I would have a Shitastrophe.

by Andrew Shaffer May 23, 2008

hatastrophe

Walking into a store (Asda, today) and impulse buying a stylish beanie without trying it on (in case it made me look a dick) only to get outside, try it on in the car and realise that I looked a dick, but £5 lighter.

I had a hatastrophe at the Wal Marts today; i could have spent that fiver on scratch cards and not looked such a dick.

by Radstock_Jon_Jon October 25, 2008