Sharmista

Extremely hot, a glowing sex siren to all men, a good friend to all girls, generally absolutely beautiful.

Saghir: "Sharmista, you look absolutely beautiful today!"

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvmxyz March 18, 2009

Shartmint

When you're wearing mint scented flat d disposal undies and you shart....possibly shit yourself

I just dropped a heavy shartmint. I think I need to change my draws.

by Carabear77 May 3, 2015

Shartlotte

A bitch ass gay hoe who can smd and touches people inappropriately w/o their consent. Uses the excuse “I’m just messing around, we’re both girls!” Literally Can go eat her own dry ass for all I care. Shitty fucking friend, if u see this NOBODY FUCKING LIKES U YOU WHORE ASS CUNT.

Girl: “I fucking hate Shartlotte.”
Boy: “Ikr she pretends to be a lesbian yet still tried to suck my dick yesterday!”
Girl: “WTHHHHH”

by Eatmyass385 July 7, 2023

shartstop

Successfully clenching one's sphincter to avoid the dreaded shart. shartstopped (verb).

Feeling his stomach and colon percolate, Billy had to perform two shartstops within a three minute period in order to avoid soiling his pants.

by blutarsky October 18, 2006

shortlisted

shortlisted (v) — a term used to try to convince unwitting job applicants they're not being duped into subservient working conditions.

Congratulations! You have been shortlisted as a finalist for our job opening. We don't give a shit about anything except increasing our bottom line and think a superficial step in the interview process will make you more invested in our substandard offer. We'll gauge how likely you are to accept the position based on your enthusiasm. If you sound very eager, we may even lower the salary we planned to offer you!

by noiseboise January 17, 2019

shartdusting

an attempt to crop dust in which the person sharts, but continues to crop dust anyway

That doesn't smell like you were crop dusting, it smells like you were shartdusting!

by Sir Brownyorkawitz January 22, 2011

Shartist

One that tries to make it to the stalls, pulls down his pants but never reaches the toilet, and ends up sharting a messy Van Gogh on the bathroom floor.

Tawfiq finished eating at Taco Bell and quickly became a well known shartist.

The phantom pooper is a shartist.

As a professional shartist, Walter, using a pair of Nike's to quickly reach his destination, only uses Baconators as a medium.

Dinusha is an amazing and experienced shartist, overcoming the difficulty of producing artwork while experiencing shartburn.

Jon is a public facility shartist, producing amazing shartwork for over two and a half decades.

by The Duluth Shartist Group December 29, 2007