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Sharticle 

An article emailed to others while taking a shit.
I sent my friends a sharticle from Pulse while on the porcelain throne!
Sharticle by Tito55 August 8, 2013

Sharticle 

A piece of shit that froze in your pants and is now a piece of frozen shit
Grayson has a Sharticle in his pants after forgetting to wipe in the cold.

Sharticle blapping 

When a partial shart occurs whilst in the process of blapping.
Can't believe I partially sharted while I was blapping my mrs last nite!! Sharticle Blapping was such a shocker!
Sharticle blapping by Squapstars October 16, 2011

Shartles and James 

Homemade wine coolers. Someone grabs some cheap box wine and mixes it with seven-up and puts it in a sippy-cup. People drinking Shartles and James can be found in the summer time at free movies in the park.
That lady over there has no idea where her kid is, she's all hammered on her homemade Shartles and James and flirting with her girlfriend's husband. Nice spray tan.

shardicles

High quality crystal meth. used to discribe how clear or un-cut the meth is. Clear as glass shards.
Clinton's at it agian. He just went to the garage and snorted some shardicles.
shardicles by Slice Mcdell March 20, 2009

smarticle particles

The particles that make someone smart.
Did you know Sam made honor role?
Wow, she must have smarticle particles.