Sharkesha

1. Sky Williams alto-ego. Coming out when he is extreme angry.

2. An angry black women.

"Don't make me bring Sharkesha into this," said Sky.

"Oh shit! That bitch gonna go Sharkesha mode on yo' ass!"

by Moist Skiddy January 4, 2014

not the sharpest tool in the shed

A gentle way to say that someone is just unintelligent.

-Danny failed his third test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.

by Golan September 23, 2005

sharies

Shared masturbation, but not the same as mutual masturbation as you only masturbate yourself.

"Sharies is when you and a friend each take care of yourself but not each other. Usually you do it when you're sitting together and holding hands. Group sharies is when you do it with a group while you're sitting in a circle. But you can't do sharies if you're holding hands with two people! lol"

I love doing sharies with my best bud Lorien. She totally squeezes my hand when she cums! Sweet!

by Miley Spears January 19, 2009

sharkiesha

a person who will punch the soul out of you

sharkiesha: (punch,kick)

shanikua: ...................................

by dqfdyqidgusgdkus December 4, 2013

Sharpest Lives

A great song by an amazing band My Chemical Romance (abbreviated MCR)

Kaitlyn: I love MCR's new song "Sharpest lives"!

by Madison816 June 16, 2008

sharkeishaing

To knock a bitch the f*** out

Damn dat hoe sharkeishaing her ass

by dayum237 December 2, 2013

Sharpest Bulb

Paraphrased from the words of Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content:
The sharpest lightbulb in the box... being the broken one of course.
end paraphrase.
A seemingly flattering compliment that is meant to be explained to the victim after they thank you.

A: You know what? You are the sharpest bulb in the box.
B: Awww, thanks that means a lot, :)
A: The sharpest one being the broken one of course.
B: Hey!

by Bewnam Ajnin April 23, 2008