smarticles

particles in your body that make you smart; cells that increase your intelligence.

I have more smarticles than you do!

by AllyL April 21, 2010

Smarticles

noun. the weightless, invisible particulates that orbit the heads of intelligent beings. They roam freely in confined spaces where learning occurs. Although they 'can' exists together smarticales have the tendency to dissapate quickly when too many dumbons (dumb ions) are introduced into the environment.

Excellent people like Aaron Walker have the capacity to carry great amounts of both smarticles and dumbons at the same time! Courtney Hudson Rondo and DR. Nadine cannot have both!

I thought Kenneth had smarticles but obviously I was wrong!

by Genius Idiot Savant December 9, 2010

smarticles

The particles in your brain that make you smart

She has lots of smarticles, thats why she knows all the answers.

by mahitable January 24, 2009

Sharticle

A newspaper or online article which is so bad, it's funny. Happens on slow news days.

In the Sun today, their was a sharticle about a lorry turning a corner!

by JWB_ July 30, 2016

smarticles

A highly contagious disease that smart people catch from watching to much educational television, and reading too many dictionaries.

Example 1:
Billy:"Did you that that the earth is traveling around the sun at 107,300 km/h and-"

Everyone else: Oh my God! He has a case of the smarticles!.. RUNNNN!!!

Example 2:
Watching Jersey Shore, or listening to Justin beiber is a surefire way to cure someone of the Smarticles.

Example 3:

Susan: Watcha doin'?

James:Watching this new documentary about grass growing. It's really facinating. Did you know that grass grows a whole thousandth of an inch every 15-20 minutes?

Susan:...

James:...

Susan: *pokes forehead*

Susan: Looks like somebody's got a bad case of The Smarticless... O_o

Susan: *Takes remote away and changes it to Jersey Shore*

by ~~Hoopla!~~ March 23, 2011

sharnicles

Poop pieces on a dick after anal sex.

Marv pulled out, he exhaled, he looked down, "Look at all these sharnicles!" he exclaimed. "Madam, please clean this rusty scupper with a toothy blowjob post-haste!"

by GoombabmooG January 13, 2013

sharticle

An article that is "a bit on the poo side", i.e. a filler article of no importance, usually indicative of a slow news day.

Term developed by Stuart Ashen and Barry Lewis (Barshens).

I read a sharticle about a man who has the world's largest toenail collection.

by DH333 July 31, 2016