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shattered penis

A word used to describe how someone feels when extremely hung over.
"I drank so much last night, now I feel like a bag of shattered penises."
by cobbnobbler December 28, 2009
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god-shatter

The psychological equivalent of throwing a crystal vase onto a brick wall; dismantling religious conditioning by subjecting it to Socratic interrogation.
Apologetics, straw-man arguments, appeal to divinity, scripture and god's word...all fall in the wake of logic, reason and Socratic evaluation...god-shatter revelation.
by YAWA October 8, 2017
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shattered heart

when you have a broken heart so bad you are broken beyond repair that’s it, your depressed forever. no more fun, no more anything. you just don’t want to be in existence to the point where you stay at home everyday and struggle to just get your clothes on because you know there’s no meaning in what you do and there never will be
Friend1: ......
Friend2: Woah. you have a shattered heart?.. i’m sorry..
by FrostyBYT April 14, 2018
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shattered finger syndrome

Also known as SFS, Shattered Finger Syndrome is a disease your friends and relatives get that prevents them from being able to respond to your IMs and emails.
You: Hey
Friend: ...
You (2 hours later): Hello?
Friend: ...
You (48 hours later): Wtf, are you dead? You aren't idle.
Friend: ...
You: Oh shit, you have Shattered Finger Syndrome! I'll have to call the police! I only pray I'm not too late...
by SeanG March 20, 2008
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shaterica

Sweet, can get a tad bit fisty if you get on her bad side.Very Beautiful. One of a kind. Loyal. Rare. True and Faithful to friends and that special someone. Had style and flavor. Will give her all, sacrifice by any means and a helpful woman. Has a beautiful soul, highly intelligent and always wants better for herself. She set morals and values for herself. High sex drive but a faithful lover and companion. A Terica is a rare women you don't see too often, angelic soul, beautiful personality, and a REAL keeper. A Terica has the entire package!!!
Shaterica is everything I need a woman.
by Actavist January 5, 2018
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shattered ass

the unfortunate effect of anal penitration without the use of good lubrication....tends to develop lumps in the rectal area
Damn sean pull that insanely large penis out of ryan hunting.... ass before you shatter it like there is no tomorrow...
by Anonymous August 1, 2003
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Omaha Anus Shatterer

Description of most of the potholes found on the fine streets of the Omaha, Nebraska metro area road network.
Generally known for the ability to single-handedly destroy any front wheel drive vehicle, and shatter your anus in the process of contact.
Shattering of the anus is caused by the rapid puckering of your anus after realizing the cost for repairs and the jarring of filings from your teeth.
Dude, I was driving on 48th south of Q, and let me tell you, that Omaha Anus Shatterer fuckin' wiped out my struts.
by Eliteman76 February 3, 2010
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