Latino Meat Shank

When a Latino man straps a razor blade to then end of his penis and then proceeds to slap you across the face with it until both sides of your mouth are cut to look like the Joker from Batman.

According to HOMOPHOBIC BATMAN on youtube.

John: What happened to your face!

Steve: Some guy strapped me down and gave me a Latino Meat Shank.

by FPSjeremy August 11, 2010

tam shank

the act of loving oneself (see wanking) in order to put off a more valuable task, because the long term value of this task is clouded by the short-term desire to love oneself

On a Sunday morning Pete knows that he should go to the library, but he prefers to stay home and have a tam shank

by Bard Lucy Hume XI May 21, 2006

Cholo Shank

A sharp weapon made locally by your neighborhood cholo.

Sharp object used to stab people like a knife, often used in prison by la eme, and other prison gangs.
Also see nigger shank.

JJ: Did you hear about joey? they found him lying in a puddle of his own blood, with a cholo shank in his stomach...

Tim: Meh... No big loss, guy was a waste of life anyways...

by blizard29 May 12, 2009

Shankhole

When a makeshift stabbing tool is violently used to create a hole in someone’s flesh. The hole then acts as a sexual orifice, and is repeatedly penetrated by the penis of another participant - the blood from the hole acts as lube.
An adventurous alternative to prison anal intercourse

Gregory gave me so many shankholes last night that I think I need some serious stitches.

by loverofshankholes January 23, 2019

shankapotamus

Someone who has the "shanks" so bad and is all over the golf course. Someone not even capable of getting the ball off the ground, and then gets so mad he chucks his club every shot and makes everyone around him uncomfortable.

The best example of a shankapotamus is Stephen Koytek.

by Mr Shandman February 23, 2009

Shankill

An extremly rough place in Belfast, Northern Ireland.

"Don't pick a fight with him, hes from the Shankill!"
"Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!"

by Chuck Bullet April 13, 2004

Shank

*stabs with pencil from pocket*

I will shank you

by Suzie Sheep February 2, 2019