Meat Shanking

A prison term for engaging in sodomy in a male prison.

The new inmate recieved a meat shanking from his cellmate.

by BeavisBungholio December 3, 2018

Shanking Crank

to have a shit while crying and wanking

"man i made one hell of a mess in the toilet"
"why what were u doin ?"
"just having a Shanking crank"

by Ali The Bad Boy D February 24, 2008

shaning

Irish Slang word for lady-peeing

God one of the lads told me he is always shaning

by themudfactor February 26, 2008

Shaning

The act of committing a shane.

a) Providing an excuse for not training, after one has previously commited to training.

b) The act of leaving training early to avoid sparring. Creates raucous shouts of “SHANE”, sounding like SHAME. Which is what they should be feeling for leaving training early and bailing out of sparring.

“He said he was coming training tonight, but now he is totally shaning.”

“Josh left before sparring, again. Fucking Shane.” “SHANE!” “SHANE!”

by MickyG@Sasquatch February 1, 2019

shanting

1. To lose one’s breath and/or hyperventilate due to a sudden, acute and/or painful evacuation of the colon. 2. When you are out of breath from force-dropping a deuce.

Question: “Dude, were you just doing pushups in that bathroom... cause you’re like totally out of breath and your eyes are watering?!" (Out of Breath) Answer: "No... I’m just… SHANTING… that’s all… Best not… go in there… for 20 minutes.”

by Chris-Baby April 30, 2019

Shanking

The act of masturbating, or wanking, whilst at the same time having a shower.

Man have you been shanking our shower? The floors getting sticky.

I always make sure i have a shank before a night out.

by James Ryder June 12, 2011

Shanning

When you desperately want a relationship so you convince yourself you have a crush on someone close to you. This can sometimes end in you telling them you like them and them rejecting you, leading to the end of your friendship.

"I'm totally shanning Chris right now"

"Do you really have a crush on Emily?"
"I don't know just think I'm shanning her"

by DevilBabyHairs July 15, 2017