shampoo

shampoo, noun.

A codeword to say around the office that will not arouse suspicion (dl), to alert your coworkers that someone of importance is in the room; time to close the poker / pr0n.

I'm top 30 in the freeroll and some fucking shampooo walks through the door.

shampoo by og October 27, 2004

Shampoo

Sham: deriving from the word 'fake' and, Poo: aka..fecal matter, shit, crap.. etc
basically means 'fake shit'

i went to buy weed the other day and they tried selling me this shampoo

Shampoo by ScarletMistress January 15, 2008

Shampoo

To lie blatantly about something outrageous and pointless even when you are caught in the stupid, non-sensical, and idiotic lie.

He pulled a shampoo and tried to continue to lie about sleeping with the woman even when she told everyone else that it never happend.

Shampoo by GoodOleDayz April 2, 2005

Shampoo

To massage, as in a head. noun

I once got shampooed by a shrubbery.

(see definition for shrubbery)

Shampoo by Audrey Karper July 18, 2008

shampoo

code name for canabis
also conditioner - tabaco
rizla - paper hair nets

that person washes his hair too much. It's becomming dry and brittle. in other words there a complete stoner

shampoo by jack March 7, 2004

Shampoo

A disguise for your alcohol.

Hey! Can I use your shampoo? I'm really thirsty!

Shampoo by drewsopher November 18, 2011

shampoo

a terd trained in the art of counterfiting

DAMN, that shampoo just sold my a faulty dildo!

shampoo by Speas March 9, 2003