sympathy seeking disorder

Sympathy Seeking Disorder. A made-up term obviously but, for those who don’t quite understand this, it refers to the person who dwells on the “woe is me” aspects of life. They are truly miserable; the eternal victim of life. They reserve the right to communicate their frustrations with their “wrong doer’s” publically to get sympathy, via social media; facebook in particular with extremely obvious status updates which they deem pseudo cryptic. They refuse to take responsibility for their own actions and appear incredibly weak.

All of her FB status's about karma and man bashing since her divorce lead me to believe that she suffers from a sympathy seeking disorder.

by Pal in Oz May 14, 2014

sympathy puke

The urge to vomit upon seeing, hearing, or smelling someone else vomit.

"I thought I was gonna sympathy puke when Dave blew chunks all over the floor."

by chuckhoffmann January 30, 2006

Sympathy Pussy

A naiive female that gives some pussy to a man because she falls for his sob story of the day.

Gina gave me some Sympathy Pussy last night man.
Lucky dog! Why did she finally give it up?
I told her that my mom died last week.
Isn't that your mom over there buying cigarettes?
Yeah man, she fell for my sob story.

by Krestena August 29, 2010

sympathy fishing

Sort of like self pitty, but more like the act of faking to hate oneself and expecting to get peoples sympathy.

Karl: I hate myself i am such a stupid person *thinks that he is smart for sympathy fishing*
Person:no your not you are awesome and smart.
Karl: *evil smile*

by lukadude June 20, 2015

Sympathy Spewer

One who vomits upon seeing, hearing, and/or, smelling someone else vomit despite any physical ailment.

When Jane threw up at the dinner table we immediately found out Bob was a sympathy spewer because he proceeded to vomit as well.

by ATmegaNeRd May 16, 2009

sympathy cold

A mild illness that one contracts or develops following the passing of a loved one.

Crap. Uncle Tim died. That means I'll get a sympathy cold that will last for weeks.

by AYYFRON April 1, 2011

false sympathy

When someone acts like they care about you and understands what you're going through when in reality, they don't really give a single fuck.

G1: Gurl, it's okay, I'm always here for you, okay?
G2: Thank you but I think I'll be fine.
G1: That's what I thought. Bye, bitch! Have fun with your boring life. *walks away*
G2: FUCK YOU! I KNOW IT'S ALL'S JUST FALSE SYMPATHY YOU PLASTIC BITCH!

by crisairam June 19, 2016