by Blackflame619 February 4, 2009
Get the Sham Fucking Wow mug.The moment of truth that occurs when you find out something you thought was really great is really all a facade. see Sham
I just got sham wowed. I was checking out this hot chicks ass and she turned around and 'snap' dude looked like a lady!
by keifermail September 30, 2009
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Darryl - "dude, I'm scared!
Leroy - "what's up?"
Darryl - "I Sham-wowed some hooker last night."
Leroy - "How?"
Darryl - "We were kissing and ahh...."
Leroy - "Wait! Why would you kiss a hooker?"
Darryl - "Your right...I'm a tool."
Leroy - "Laters!"
Leroy - "what's up?"
Darryl - "I Sham-wowed some hooker last night."
Leroy - "How?"
Darryl - "We were kissing and ahh...."
Leroy - "Wait! Why would you kiss a hooker?"
Darryl - "Your right...I'm a tool."
Leroy - "Laters!"
by darryl&Leroy May 5, 2009
Get the Sham-Wowed mug.The Act of slapping someone in the face with a handful of seamen. This is often done in retaliation by women who have been gizzed on witout warning by their partners.
Jen's handjob was so good I busted all over her tits. She got mad, whiped it up with her hand, and sham-wowed me right across the face.
by HollaGiiirl March 28, 2009
Get the Sham-wowed mug.A religous cult Created in 2008 By Black Steve. Its religous Teachings consist of worshiping Vince Offer, shamwow spokeman, an greeting people with the phrase "Sham-Heil" and saluting by making a fist over your heart and then a Counter-clockwise scrubbing motion in the air(Bily Mays Cultist Use a Thumbs up Salute similar to this one). They are based in Chula Vista California. All members hate Bily Mays.
by Billy Mayson March 10, 2009
Get the The Cult of Shamwow mug.To repeatedly punch an allegedly cannibal hooker in the face.
Also known as the Vince Shlomi Beatdown.
Also known as the Vince Shlomi Beatdown.
"I went and gave that crazy prostitute a Shamwow beatdown for biting my tongue when I was trying to kiss her"
"I used to be a paid spokesperson for Shamwow but now I work at Taco Hut for giving that Bitch a Shamwow Beatdown back in '09"
"I used to be a paid spokesperson for Shamwow but now I work at Taco Hut for giving that Bitch a Shamwow Beatdown back in '09"
by ShamwowBeatdownBitch! April 24, 2009
Get the SHAMWOW BEATDOWN mug.A. Having produced so much sperm that only a Shamwow cloth can absorb it all.
B. To have kinky sex with a hooker.
B. To have kinky sex with a hooker.
by fuzzynuts92 September 14, 2009
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