shallow as a shower

adjective; describing one who is so skin-deep that he or she does the following:

1) invests an excessive portion of disposable income on clothes, shoes, hair products, cosmetics, shake-weights, plastic surgery, and other means to fit the arbitrary standards of beauty ascribed by his or her culture/ society,
2) walks around in public places filling the self-assigned role of fashion police
3) views those who do not ascribe to his/her standards of beauty as inferior beings to self
4) values such standards (otherwise defined as "hotness") in potential significant others, over personality and intelligence
5) is willing to dump said significant others who downgrade in terms of such standards
6) suffers an existential crisis when suffering such a downgrade

These pricks are so shallow as a shower, I doubt they know what the concept of a human being is

by dick-shunary January 28, 2012

Sharlon

fun and hilarious sweethearted

sharlon always the life of the party

by thatgs June 16, 2018

Hungry Stallone

When you punch a girl in the jaw, break it, and thrust all your junk inside of the broken jaw.

Tony's sister was hungry last night, and I had a boner, so i gave her a Hungry Stallone.

by Pat, Fuzzy, Tex, Tony February 4, 2009

ShallowSide

A Broward hood by that goes by 1900 blk or ShallowSide where niggas would really blow your head off.

A dem ShallowSide jits play no games. Watch who u size.

by Dudley 1900 October 29, 2020

Shillong

A beautiful city of Meghalaya in North-East India. Where the best weed/dope in the world is available. Scenic drives & mesmerizing adventures are most prominent. English is one of the most major languages there.

She: Wow! This place looks so amazing.

He: It feels like Shillong.

by ArcturianTruth June 30, 2021

Shalon

A special woman, unique, creative, and very loving. She will give her whole heart to others.

That Shalon, she is a keeper!

by DefinitionDiva11 February 3, 2010

frank stallone

A maneuver involving at least two individuals, a glass table, and a freshly pinched loaf. One person lays underneath the table while the other deposits said loaf onto the table top.

Origins: Frank Stallone (Wordly brother of Sly Stallone) apparently pulled this little ditty at the Playboy mansion in a cocaine fueled romp. No word whether he was on top or underneath.

"Dude, i caught a siiiiick frank stallone last night from my lady."

by Tim Merrit July 5, 2006