shake hands with beef

When a vegetarian or vegan secretly indulges in meat, or when a meat-eater tries to lure a vegetarian/vegan into eating meat.

Lori shakes hands with beef every now and then.

Come on, Lori! (Holding a burger in her face) Shake hands with beef!

by Pink Dog July 30, 2008

shake hands with the senator

(v.) to poop; specifically, to poop blissfully (also, "drop a Claude")

history: The bathroom in the Pepper Center, a museum dedicated to the late Senator Claude Pepper (D-FL), is a favorite stop for Florida State University students with impending bowel movements.

After eating that delicious burger at the Loop, it was time to shake hands with the senator.

by Tom August 25, 2004

Shanky Hoe

A trashy girl that fucks any thing with two legs (or four). Usually has a large Tattoo on her back and various other places.
Also Shanky Hoes have a trade mark crusty cunt with lots of dried smegma clinging to the scabs.
Some Shanky Hoes even have Crusty Nipple complete with left over jizm and smegma from the gangbang a month earlier.

Dude your girlfriend is such a Shanky Hoe
Or
Ew look at that Shanky Hoe you can see the crust through her jeans.

by Corvus_Corax October 1, 2004

Shake hands with the groundhog

To die. To expire. To cease to be

"I may not be feeling too good but I'm not ready to shake hands with the groundhog yet."

by Bogey251 December 24, 2008

Shake hands with Bruce Willis

A synonym for Masturbation.

I can't wait to go home and Shake hands with Bruce Willis.

by Erich Hein August 2, 2007

shako hair

The hair a band geek gets after wearing a shako(the hats marching bands wear) for a parade. Often incredibly sweaty and disgusting. Band geeks will often look for who has the "best" hair.

Dude, Emily has the best shako hair, it's all over the place!

by Jamminbandgeek April 28, 2008

Shake Hands with Beef

The act of wanking it, jerking off, or masturbating as it is most commonly called.

Im gonna go shake hands with beef before we hit the road, I don't want to have to sperm it up on the way.

by Ginkyzord October 12, 2006