shatling

a derivative of shat
someone who has shat recently
what you would call someone who is full of shat

"Did you talk to Meekus the other day."
"Yeah, he said he shat when he saw how the Brown's won that game."
"What a shatling."

by Eel Skin Joe September 29, 2011

Shitlinks

Fat fingers resembling pieces of fecal matter linked together.

Did you see that fatass over there? Her fingers looked like the little shitlinks I left in the toilet this morning.

by DecepticonZombie March 29, 2015

Shitling

A word used to describe your offspring. Especially those that are assholes 95% of the time.

Wonder what that shitling got into today?

Come here you little shitling.

by Motherbear514 July 14, 2018

shitlings

Little clumps of shit that get caught in the hair around the ass of long haired dogs and cats. It could be used for people, I suppose but if you're getting anything bigger than a dinkleberry, you probably need to trim your ass hair.

"Hey...sniff, sniff...what stinks? Ewwwwwwwww...that cat has shitlings."

by Hyde43 December 27, 2005

Shitling

A shitling is a term used when defining a dirty orphan on the side of the road. (Be careful not to mistake for naturally brown orphans of the Indian and African American race.) It is also the proper word for babies born from infertile.

I saw a shitling on the side of the road the other day, it was so cute.

by Narnaoooo February 26, 2011

Shitling

Slur for toddlers

Your little brother is so annoying , he is such a shitling

by AB520 February 12, 2022

shitlins

small little turds at most 1/2 as big as regular turds.

man I thought I had to take a colossal shit, but it just turned out to be a few shitlins

by his dudliness January 26, 2014