shayfer

A tall, skinny, gullible white male who is under the misconception that he
has a large penis. Frequently drinks to the point of being misguided by
beer goggles, allowing swamp donkeys to make him their bitch on a regular
basis. Also referred to as "Donkey Kong".

Too many swamp donkeys, too little shayfer.

by ?-nuts January 29, 2004

schaefer

Noun. 1. A bunny 2. Someone sweet, adorable and very cuddly 3. A person who looves goobers

He keeps insisting he's not a schaefer, but with that nose and cute ass, what else can he be?

by Olya August 17, 2006

Shafer

Any individual who wears Keds, solicits the advice of and on walks with girls he's friends with, and knows relatively nothing about professional sports.

My girlfriend isn't at the party fratting because she went for a walk. She went with a Shafer.

by BiggieFrat June 29, 2011

Shafering

The act of masturbation to completion during oddly non-erotic situations, generally ending with sperm on the bottom of a desk or table, or soaking into your pants.

Man, I was really Shafering hard while watching that youtube video about point-of-sale systems. My pants are soaked with cum now.

by Timmy "Tim-Tim" Timmerson March 12, 2015

schaeferish

(adj) The quality of being easily amused by made-up words. Often applies in situations where actual work is supposed to be getting done, but in reality, is not.

We all laughed at his schaeferish chuckle when we explained what the term "2 girls, 1 cup" referred to.

by Guillermo Montoya March 31, 2009

Shafer shopping

swiping food from Shafer Dining Court at Virginia Commonwealth University to eat later.

Guy 1: I saw you yesterday with a bunch of fruit in your pockets. Were you Shafer shopping?
Guy 2: Unfortunately. I had major shafer shits afterwards.

by Bobby_K. March 11, 2011

Mr. Schaefer

A really cool teacher who's the shit! He's bald and is AMAZING. He doesn't give out homework and he's able to kick anyone's ass! His glasses are his best feature. Best damn teacher in East Troy!

Person 1: Who do you have for Science?
Person 2: Mr. Schaefer!
Person 1: You lucky whore!

by The Dreamcatcher! December 17, 2012