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Scatastrophe

1:Whenever John Paul Larkin (Aka:The Scatman) died on December 3, 1999. December 3rd is now recognized as a Scatastrophic day.
Tom: Jill, did you know that The Scatman died the other day?!
Jill: Ohemgee Tom, that's a scatastrophe!
by WGBEntertainment July 4, 2010
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shitastrophe

An absolutely colossal catastrophe, bad enough that it's as if it shitted itself.
Wow, my applications are turning into a shitastrophe! For my family picture, I have to use the pictures they take in Disneyland of you screaming on Splash Mountain....
by fiona_e1is3 January 15, 2013
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shitastrophe

When a shitshow turns into a catastrophe; something gone awry, very awry.
I got so drunk last night that I passed out on the street and woke up with the paramedics trying to revive me because they thought I was dead. It was a total shitastrophe.
by chewbeca August 8, 2009
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Shitastrophe

An event where the need to shit becomes so strong with no required locations that nothing else matters expect placing your ass over some kind of receptacle which can accept eliminations.
I had to really take a shit and there was nowhere to go at which time I knew I would have a Shitastrophe.
by Andrew Shaffer May 23, 2008
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Slutastrophe

Noun: (considering the definition of catastrophe is "a momentous tragic event ranging from extreme misfortune to utter overthrow or ruin") a slutastorophe is a complete shit-show to end all shit-shows, only with sex
(in response to seeing Becca completely naked and sprawled out on the floor AFTER seeing a bunch of frat boys leaving the room and giving each other high-fives):

"Oh my GOD look at Becca! She used to be such a nice girl, but now she's just a total SLUTASTROPHE"
by Decadent October 28, 2011
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Shitastrophe

A catastrophe involving feces.
When I changed my baby's diaper he had diarrhea. I had to deal with a full blown shitastrophe.
by Karl Williams. September 16, 2013
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shitastrophe

when someone shits in a public bathroom with the intent to hit everything but the toilet
I went to go pee in Denny's and walked into a shitastrophe.
by Jessendarippers June 1, 2016
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