Excremental 

A word that describes something that is outright bullshit or a load of rubbish, with excremental relating to fecal matter, the pure definition of shit. Something excremental is so untrue that it makes you slowly lose hope in humanity, results in immediate laughter, and makes you question whether or not you are hearing things.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear that a professor who has a Ph.D. in pseudoscience discovered that humans are descended from giant alien hawks from the 6th Dimension? That's means that humans are really multi-dimensional birds!
Person 2 (internal thoughts): I just can't describe how excremental that statement is...I mean, how could anyone be so hopelessly dumb?
Person 2: **Bursts out laughing uncontrollably.**

Excremental by Flaminghorse June 18, 2019

Fornicate This Excrement

A SFW and undeniably humourous was of saying Fuck This Shit.

Boss: Get on with your work!

Alan: Fornicate this excrement.

Fornicate This Excrement by Teatard January 28, 2009

Mexcrement 

A derogatory and most unfavorable opinion used to describe illegal, undocumented Mexican citizens who come into the United States. An amalgamation of the words "Mexican" and "excrement."

People in the neighborhood began to worry about their property value once the Mexcrement began moving in.

Mexcrement by Accu May 31, 2006

sacrementay 

an expresive word that not only makes you feel better but can scare opponents when playing computer games, sacrementay is another word for i will take your will and destroy you by any means, including rape!!!

John: i am winning at fifa

Barry: i am winning and never lose!!

Broon: sacrementay!!!!

John and Barry: were both too scared to play on!

Broon: fuckin right!

BROON WINS AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

sacrementay by kunter1572 August 22, 2010

excrementation 

The process of creating an answer for a question using absolutely no real data whatsoever. Derived from the words excrement and iteration, it is synonomous with 'accessing the rectal database'.

J.T. - Our sales Veep really pulled those forecasts out of her ass, didn't she.
D.S. - Yeah, it was a brilliant display of excrementation.

excrementation by mibutt January 5, 2008

excrement 

Feces.

Shit, scat, poop, poo, crap, dung, doo doo, caca.

excrement by kreecher August 16, 2003

sacremento skyscrapper 

To jump on a trampoline and do a 360 while shitting on everyone else on the trampoline

I was hanging out on the trampoline and my friend decided to pull a sacremento skyscrapper on me

sacremento skyscrapper by the skyscrapper March 7, 2010