severe malkie

The art of slashing someones face with a blade or sharp cutting implement.

wee goagsy wiz gittin battered oafy the big yin till he pulled a chib oot eez poakit nd gave um the severe malkie

by big_g April 23, 2006

Severe Ligma

A disease that will kill you. It is worse than regular ligma.

Man, you have Severe Ligma? I have ligma too but it is ligma balls.

by DanTheMagicalMan January 15, 2019

Severe thunderstorm

One mighty storm that causes euphoria.

A: BRO I GOT HIT BY A SEVERE THUNDERSTORM!!1!!!!111!1!
B: HEY ME TOO I LOVE IT
A: POSTING IT TO MY SNAP

by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

severe bitchitis

A contagious disease generated from anti vaccination, popularity at school and being called Kevin in a cartoon

'Isis has been bitching about everything recently'
'Yeah bro, I think she's got severe bitchitis'

by anonymous April 8, 2021

Severe Fumbling Syndrome

When you fumble a baddie so tremendously bad that it’s the only thing you can think about

Person 1: He has been acting weir lately
Person 2: Yea, he is suffering Severe Fumbling Syndrome

by DeBlobba September 29, 2022

severe d

Extreme diarrhea, projectile even.

I spent vomit last night but I've been nauseated and I still have severe D.

by severe d April 19, 2019

Severe Diverticulitis

Commonly caused by hard anal fucking.

Hey, quit taking hard ass poundings or you will for sure get Severe Diverticulitis.

by Wetsandwxch August 28, 2019